Here are some suggestions for fun but annoying noisy toys for kids. Kids love to make noise. And while it may annoy you to no end, making noise makes them happy!
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A Xylophone and Other Extremely Annoying, Noisy Toys Kids Love
Here’s what I have heard:
“The best thing about being a Grandparent is you can have loads of fun with your Grandkids, get them all wound up with sugary treats, spoil them rotten, then send them home.”
Our own children may not appreciate the sugar, but sugar will wear off in a few hours.
It’s really all those annoying toys kids love that Grandparents love to buy their Grands for Christmas, birthdays and “just because I was thinking of you”.
And then have the gall to send the Grandkids home with these fingernail-on-the-chalkboard scratching, ear-piercing, get-on-your-last-nerve toys.
Poor parents.
That kind of toy doesn’t wear off as quickly as sugar.
It’s only when Dad has had enough that he either steals the batteries and calls it broken or throws it against the wall and it really IS broken!
So, if you want to please your Grands while innocently annoying their parents, (and you know I’m kidding here, right?) here are some suggestions for noisy toys kids love.
A list of other gift guides can be found here.
It's only when Dad has had enough that he either steals the batteries and calls it broken or throws it against the wall and it really IS broken!Noisy, Annoying Toys Kids Will Love
Loud, Annoying Toys Kids Love
Kids love to make noise.
And while it may annoy you to no end, making noise makes them happy!
Here are some suggestions for fun but annoying noisy toys for kids.
Dancing Duck Musical-Light-Walking-Singing
This duck not only moves, but he also plays music, talks, walks, lights up and will definitely annoy!
Little ones just can't get enough, but I'm sure you will.
And soon!
Fisher-Price Classic Xylophone
This is the new version of the typical xylophone that we had as kids.
What toddler wouldn't love making annoying noises with this colorful xylophone?
The handle is even attached so it doesn't get lost!
VTech Learning Walker
Every little one needs one of these.
I watched my Grandson play with this over and over and over.
It never got old for him, though I can't say the same for my old ears...
But hey, he loved it and Grandma was a winner!
Toddler Learning Music Drum Piano Toy
How about this drum piano?
t has three kinds of sounds for musical instruments, songs and animal sounds by pressing the center button.
AND 6 piano keyboards, 3 hand drums, and 3 musical instrument buttons!
Wow. Imagine that over. And over. And over again.
Triceratops Dinosaur with Multicolor Lights & Loud Roar Sounds
The reviews on this dinosaur catapults it right smack dab on to my list of noisy, annoying toys.
"...the "roar" is SO extremely loud & repetitive, my husband and I can't stand it!"
"...EXTREMELY LOUD!! and long playing. Which of course he loves..."
"...kid loves it, but the sound is ridiculously loud and plays a 3-second clip on a constant rotation..."
Now, that's what I'M talkin' about!
7 Balls Newton's Cradle
This is perfect for your desk and the kids will love it.
It'll annoy, make noise and give a little fun all at the same time.
Need a distraction from all that working from home? This is it!
Kids Musical Mat,
Oh, boy.
As the kids get older, the toys get better!
The Dancing Mat comes with batteries and a tool to help you put them in place.
They'll love making up their own songs and singing at the top of their lungs!
Kids Toy Keyboard Piano with Bench
Ah, Karaoke.
And a keyboard.
All that's needed to make musical dreams come true.
It even has playback so you can listen to their recorded tunes multiple times.
Oh, joy, right?
But really, it DOES come with earphones so if you require quiet, you can get it...
Wooden Percussion Set
These are the cutest wood percussion instruments.
A cricket, an owl and what is that other one?
They're small - just 3 inches, but can make some cheerful noise by creating original "animal" sounds.
Singing Machine
A Karaoke Machine is perfect for someone who can really belt a tune but becomes one of those annoying noisemakers when used by someone like me.
I'm going to say this qualifies as an "annoying, noisy toy kids will love" because the percentage of really good singers is probably very low.
The chances are pretty good that the one kid who LOVES to sing is the one who can't... you know who you are.
Wood Stirring Drum With Handle & Beater
Oh, wait, that's not all.
This is a weird little gadget.
Have you seen one of these? Do you know how to play it?
This is a new one for me.
Electronic Drum Set
This is a great little space-saving instrument.
It’s fun to play for kids AND adults.
The volume goes really loud for when no one else is home, but also really soft (or you can use wired headphones) for when you need to be quieter.
They seem to have thought of everything you might need.
Definitely a fun toy for a kid, or a good instrument for someone older who wants to make their own music.
SX-200 Soprano Xylophone
This adult Xylophone is awesome!
Made with Rosewood bars, it is the most expensive on this list but would make the best gift for a "musical" adult kid.
Who do you know that would appreciate this special instrument?
Xylophone Vibraphone Percussion Instrument
This is a more advanced user xylophone, perfect for someone who already know how to play piano or another instrument.
Great sound, multiple sticks, and a case make it a complete set.
5-Piece Complete Kid's Junior Drum Set
We saved the crazy for last.
This fantastic drum set would make any wanna-be drummer drool.
Complete with cymbals and a stool, it would make the most awesome gift for that special someone you know.
So, what did you think of our list of annoying toys kids love?
Go ahead. Take a chance.
Your Grandkids will love these booming, clattering, irritatingly fun toys.
Their parents, on the other hand, may decide that these are annoying noisy toys kids will love to leave with you so “the kids will have something to play with when they’re at your house, Mom”.
Take the risk anyway. You can always sneak it back into their bag before they walk out the door…
Keep Passing Down the Love,
Amy Bullock
Tuesday 8th of May 2018
My Mother in law bought my son a drum set. I tried to make her keep it at her house for him to play with.
Lisa
Friday 27th of April 2018
I'm chuckling as I read this because I know there are some things that my son and daughter-in-law wish we had not purchased for our sweet grand!!
Leanne
Friday 27th of April 2018
We had ClickClacks (clackers) when I was in Primary School - I still remember how much they hurt your knuckles when you got the moves wrong! And speaking of annoying toys, my sister-in-law bought our VERY verbal four year old daughter a microphone one Christmas - our daughter loved it - us.....not so much.
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